How to Grill Pork Ribs and Other Stress-Related Matters

Growing up, my family was never big on throwingyelled back. “I don't even know how to cook
parties or having any sort of social get-together atpork ribs. How long does it take to grill pork
our house. It is not as if my parents were not social,ribs?”
it is just that they always went over to other“Figure it out.”
people's homes for any social arrangement.Now I was as frantic as my parents. I searched the
For some reason, something changed in my mother'shouse and eventually found a cookbook with a quick
head one day. When I was about 14 years old, mygrilling guide. I saw we had pork chops, pork loin and
mother declared to our family that we were going topork ribs. I fired up the grill and started cooking up
have a barbecue at our house. As a surly teenager, Isome baby backs. My father returned, and I started
was not particularly excited about the concept, but Ipeppering him with grilling questions.
was also intrigued. Could my parents even pull it off?“How long do I cook pork chops on the
The night before the barbecue, my mother camegrill?” I asked.
home with what looked like an entire pig. While at“Not now, I'm busy,” he replied.
the grocery store, she decided the party would haveMy father left again before I could say anything else.
a luau theme. In her hands were armfuls of leis,I was stuck with the cookbook, so I decided to pick
pineapples and enough pork to feed all of Hawaii. Shesome recipes that sounded good and hope for the
brought back cuts of pork I have yet to see again.best. I began grilling up some easy plum-glazed pork
As the hour of our guests' arrival drew nearer, itkebabs with the pork loin and some grilled pork chops
became painfully clear that my parents were woefullywith cinnamon-apple relish.
under-prepared. My father kept having to run back toBy the time I was done, our guests had been in our
the store to pick up another forgotten item. Myhouse for two hours are were ravenously hungry. I
mother furiously paced around the kitchen, cookingcould not tell if it was because everyone was hungry
appetizers and preparing the house. While my parentsor if I actually succeeded, but everybody loved my
were frantic, I wanted to retreat into my room. Mygrilled pork recipes.
mother had other plans.Now, cooking pork ribs is easy and grilling pork loin is
“Matthew, I need you to grill the meat,” shea cakewalk. I now enjoy making those same grilled
yelled at me.pork recipes, because any pork grilling experience is
“What? I don't know how to grill pork ribs,” Istress-free compared to my first endeavor.